Seems Excessive Sweatshirt

"Functional Adult" Sweatshirt – Because Adulting Every Day Is Just... Rude

Let’s be real—being a functional adult every single day? That’s asking a lot. This cosy sweatshirt perfectly sums up the collective sigh of the overworked, the under-caffeinated, and the emotionally taxed.

Crafted for maximum comfort and minimum responsibility, it’s your new go-to for casual Fridays, weekend errands, or existential crises in the snack aisle. With a cheeky pastel gradient quote that hits just the right balance between sarcasm and style, it’s basically therapy in sweater form.

Product Highlights:

• Super soft fabric that feels like a hug from someone who “gets it”

• Rolled sleeve detail for peak “I tried, but not too hard” vibes

• A must-have for anyone who thinks being a grown-up is wildly overrated

Wear it loud, wear it proud—and maybe skip laundry day. You’ve earned it.